On The Phone To My Grandma Today...

• Grandma: Where are you? Your mother said you went out?
• Me: I'm at Melbourne Central
• Grandma: HAVE YOU SEEN ANY JANOSKIANS YET!?
• Me: ... No.
• Grandma: And did you watch Today Tonight? That stupid presenter said Janaskians... How stupid could you be?
• Me: Pretty freaking stupid.
• Grandma: And that wrinkly old prune... She should take a look at herself before she calls them distasteful. She's just old and wishes she was their age. Silly cow.
• Me: ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA