On The Phone To My Grandma Today...
- Grandma: Where are you? Your mother said you went out?
- Me: I'm at Melbourne Central
- Grandma: HAVE YOU SEEN ANY JANOSKIANS YET!?
- Me: ... No.
- Grandma: And did you watch Today Tonight? That stupid presenter said Janaskians... How stupid could you be?
- Me: Pretty freaking stupid.
- Grandma: And that wrinkly old prune... She should take a look at herself before she calls them distasteful. She's just old and wishes she was their age. Silly cow.
- Me: ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA